Crawley Post Office Angling Club

Profiles

Gary Mitchell Gary comes across as a quiet and shy fellow when you first meet him,but after a while you find he is a sneaky mischievous GIT.	Robert Fairbrother Known as the clubs astronaut because he spends most weekends sat on his “Space Station”.His mates calls him Darkie.
Ray Hill Swaggers when he wins,cackles when he loses.Used to sleep with Colin Temple but in recent years has become less fussy.	Roger Apps The clubs recruitment officer.Some call him uncle Roger,some call him Sir,but most of us call him a smelly git because he could fart for England.
Kelly Longman Our most improved angler 2009 . She likes a cider inside her.	Simon Clayton He loves fishing, especially at night when he can dream about winning.
Stuart Roddick Or Reddick as we call him(sorry don’t know why).Always scrounging. Has an appetite bigger than his pole.Not a bad angler but can’t play squash!	Keith Groves Known affectionately as Kipper.Used to be a model but Airfix sacked him.Used to tie lots of hair –rigs but can’t any more.
Merv. Willie Known as Viagra as he can keep his pole up longer than anyone else no matter what nature throws at him.	Jason Willie Viagras little baby boy. Can’t keep his up as long as Dad but quite often beats him.
Colin Temple The clubs founder member.Used to sleep with Ray Hill but never said if he liked it.	Ray Temple Looks like his brother Colin but pumped up!
Ron Packham A big worm man.What this man can’t do with a worm isn’t worth doing.	Clive Bolter Has his own fan club.Catches lots of small fish which is why we call him tiddler –Honest!!!
John Powell Known to his friends as Niff Noff.Has little tackle but I’m sure it will grow with experience.	Tony Lavers Or William Hill as we call him.Will have a wager with anyone who’ll take him on at matches.Usually has to go without dinner on Mondays.
Don Fielding One of uncle Rogers mature students.Has gone from strength to strength.Nearly as good as Roger but can’t fart as well.	Debbie Boyce We all used to be down in the dumps at matches until one Sunday Deb turned up and got her muffins out.Matches have never been the same since.
Kevin McIntyre Known to us all as Big Mac.Not because he comes with fries but because hes big and it’s his name.	Trevor Burgess Likes four things.Fishing, beer,war and beer.A big man that occasionally makes a splash on a Sunday morning.Dislikes sloping pegs and Darkies pegging.
Martin Rann The clubs youngest member.A bit lippy and looks like a telly tubby!	Keith Huggins The clubs pro.Knows his stuff and keen to help others.Hates losing, especially to Simon Clayton.Loves Osprey Lake.
Matt Bridle Club cook.Does a mean barbecue.In fact come to think of it he does a mean anything that he can set fire to!	Marcos Loureiro Looks like a terrorist but ain’t a bad geyser really considering he’s sometimes Spanish.
Geoff Ingram This plonker should come with a government health warning.The clubs practicle joker.Never fall asleep when he’s around.He used to be a gnome!	Richard Balk Mr. Unlucky.Does some shocking things but if you want something lost or broken Balky’s your man.Get well soon buddy.
Dave Neale Uncle Rogers latest recruit.Already knows how to plumb up using the legs method and is intending to try and catch some fish next.